Archives
There are a metric ton of blog posts here (I know because I’ve weighed them),
but if you want the Cliff’s Notes version, check this out!
Yeah, WordPress rocks and all — but it’s a platform that can sometimes make it hard to find just what you’re looking for...
So here’s my blog, broken up into neat and tidy (and sometimes bizarre) bite-size blobs. Just in case you’re looking for something specific, that is.
So poke around — or strategically stalk the info you’re specifically seeking. Totally up to you!
(Titles below are links.)
MY BAT-SHIT CRAZY DIVORCE (IN CHRONOLOGICAL ORDER):
- How my marriage ended with a brick (And no, that’s not me being cute. Or even symbolic. Literally. With a brick. Seriously…You can’t make this sh*t up…) – this is the post that started my blog — and started my journey toward divorce…
- It’s a bird. It’s a plane. It’s … Super Divorcée!
- Is She Hot?
- What (or rather, “Who”) is Me 2.0?
- You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up, Part 1
- You Just Can’t Make This Shit Up, Part Dos
- A Blog for a Blog?
- How I Became a Scrabble Whore
- Didn’t You See the Signs?
- Most Likely to Succeed … at Divorce?!?!
- Oh I’m Sorry … Am I Blogging Too Loudly? (the post that explains how/why my ex is suing me — in part to stop my blog)
- Didn’t THEY See the Signs?
- An Open “Dear John” Letter (on behalf of jilted ex-spouses everywhere…)
- Parallel Parenting Part 1: Button, Button…Who’s Got the Button (Eyes)?
- Parallel Parenting Part Pooh. Oops, I Mean, Part Two: Crossing the Line
- I Spy with My Little Eye…a Blog Stalker?!?! (I call out my ex’s new wife, who left 5 different comments under 5 different identities on my blog — all the while suing me to stop my blog.)
- Are You There, Justice? It’s Me, Mikalee.
- Silence is Golden. (If by “Golden,” you mean, “Crap.”)
- Pregnant?!?!
- Man! I Feel Like a Woman (with a Big-Time Confession to Make…)
- Six Degrees of Mikalee Byerman
POSTS GARNERING NATIONAL ATTENTION:
- Audacity, thy name is…Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla (this was the post that earned me 4,086 hits. In one day…)
- Wait — How Exactly Did I Get Here Again? (this post explains how TIME Magazine linked to my blog — and introduced me to a whole new kind of reader…)
- Dear Universe: Can You Hear Me Now? (the post that explains how Diet Coke found me — and graced me with presents!)
- Dear Universe (The Addendum): Oops. My Bad… (Diet Coke rights what is wrong — and San Francisco State University writes what is wrong with my blog!)
“YOU CAN’T MAKE THIS SHIT UP” MUSINGS FROM MY BAT-SHIT CRAZY LIFE:
- On Broken Penises…and Broken Promises: A Treatise
- You Have an (Arti)Choke-Hold on My Heart, Valentine
- My Big Fat Poop Wedding
- Could I Be the Next Bachelorette?
- Hey Divorce, I Found Your Groove. But I’m Not Giving it Back…
- Our Visit with the (Hooker) Ghost of Christmas Past…
- Shit My Car Stereo Says
HOLIDAYS ARE MEANT FOR … BLOGGING?!?!
- You Have an (Arti)Choke-Hold on My Heart, Valentine
- Best. Holiday. EVER!
- Happy Thanks(not)giving: Embracing an Attitude of Ingratitude…
- On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My Blog Friends Got to See: This Post.
- Things That Make You Go…Huh? Wha? Seriously? (Christmas edition)
- Making a List. Checking it Twice. Gonna Find Out Whom I’d Like to Poison with Cyanide-Laced Egg Nog…
- Jesus is My Trash Man: A Christmas Story (Sans Secret Ovaltine Message…)