by webdev | May 18, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Yip…pregnant. The pause, that is. As in, “Wow, Mikalee, that was one big-ass, gaping, ginormous whopper of a pregnant pause!” My response: I know, right? First off, my sincere apologies. I didn’t intend for it to work out that way, even though in...
by webdev | Apr 5, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized
First and foremost: I am honored, touched and amazed at the outpouring of support I’ve received in the last few days … both personally and through this blog. You all rock, and I can’t tell you how thankful I am for you, my “alleged”...
by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized
I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....
by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...
by webdev | Mar 14, 2011 | My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare
So let’s recap, shall we? In Part 1 of Parallel Parenting, we learned the following: Coraline’s “Other Mother” looks eerily like Marilyn Manson, and some have said Marilyn Manson looks eerily like the “Other Mother” of my children....