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Pregnant?!?!

by webdev | May 18, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Yip…pregnant. The pause, that is. As in, “Wow, Mikalee, that was one big-ass, gaping, ginormous whopper of a pregnant pause!” My response: I know, right? First off, my sincere apologies. I didn’t intend for it to work out that way, even though in...

Silence is Golden. (If by “Golden,” you mean, “Crap.”)

by webdev | Apr 5, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized

First and foremost: I am honored, touched and amazed at the outpouring of support I’ve received in the last few days … both personally and through this blog. You all rock, and I can’t tell you how thankful I am for you, my “alleged”...

Are You There, Justice? It’s Me, Mikalee.

by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized

I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....

I Spy with My Little Eye…a Blog Stalker?!?!

by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...

Parallel Parenting Part Pooh. Oops, I Mean, Part Two: Crossing the Line

by webdev | Mar 14, 2011 | My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare

So let’s recap, shall we? In Part 1 of Parallel Parenting, we learned the following: Coraline’s “Other Mother” looks eerily like Marilyn Manson, and some have said Marilyn Manson looks eerily like the “Other Mother” of my children....
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