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Man! I Feel Like a Woman (with a Big-Time Confession to Make…)

by webdev | Jul 14, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Sooooo. How’s it going? What’s new in your worlds? How’s life? Kids and pets doing ok? Nothing really new to report here. Things are like totally super boring in my world. No news. So maybe I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Nothing to see here....

Are You There, Justice? It’s Me, Mikalee.

by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized

I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....

I Spy with My Little Eye…a Blog Stalker?!?!

by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...

Parallel Parenting Part 1: Button, Button…Who’s Got the Button (Eyes)?

by webdev | Mar 2, 2011 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare

Every other Monday when my kids return from a week with the ex, I follow the same routine as I wait for my children to step off the bus. I pace. I wait. I pace. I wait some more. Then I see them, squeal to myself, “Holy shitballs…here they come!” and sweep them up in...

You Have an (Arti)Choke-Hold on My Heart, Valentine

by webdev | Feb 14, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Do you know the core theoretical underpinning of Valentine’s Day? Its very essence can be summed up in three totally dreamy, romantic, dare I say quixotic words: Worst. Puns. Ever. Seriously. If it’s not those little pesky and all perky and pastel-ly conversation...
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