by webdev | Oct 26, 2010 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
(Alternate title: Look! I have the words “dominatrix” and “Old Boring Guy” in the same post!) While I fully recognize your vicarious affinity for the soap opera that is my current life, we’re going to interrupt “Days of my (Bat-Shit Crazy) Life” with a jaunt down...
by webdev | Oct 12, 2010 | My bat-shit crazy divorce
Seriously. Two bodies living in one was their excuse. So I’m wondering: When they pee — men’s room or ladies’ room? And perhaps the bigger, more relevant question: Boxers or thong? Must be confusing to be them. I mean, to...
by webdev | Oct 8, 2010 | My bat-shit crazy divorce
A funny thing happened to me on the way to my divorce… Yes, I realize that sounds like a bad punch line. But seriously, it is a bizarre experience when you realize it is, officially, over — that your divorce is inevitable. Your mind goes to...
by webdev | Oct 4, 2010 | My (forced) reinvention
OK, so who here remembers life pre-Internet? I know I do. I remember — even as recently as 1998, when I received my master’s degree — spending countless hours at the college library, feeding meters and avoiding the glances of desperately lonely frat boys, researching...
by webdev | Sep 28, 2010 | My bat-shit crazy divorce
Have you ever noticed when you are at your most vulnerable, someone invariably ends up asking you a question that sends you into a tailspin. A total tailspin, complete with the immediate urge to raid the pantry for any/all chocolate, plop yourself onto the couch...