by webdev | Oct 20, 2010 | My bat-shit crazy divorce
If imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, consider me WAY flattered. (Wait a sec. You know, there’s one more way I could have chosen to start this blog, so I’ll just throw this one out there, too.) There’s a new #1. Yip, you heard right,...
by webdev | Oct 18, 2010 | My custodial nightmare
To all of my readers who are parents, I want you to think back. Remember the days when your baby wouldn’t take a nap to save his life. When he would fuss endlessly, burrow his fuzzy head into your shoulder, then whimper pathetically, but the second...
by webdev | Oct 12, 2010 | My bat-shit crazy divorce
Seriously. Two bodies living in one was their excuse. So I’m wondering: When they pee — men’s room or ladies’ room? And perhaps the bigger, more relevant question: Boxers or thong? Must be confusing to be them. I mean, to...
by webdev | Oct 8, 2010 | My bat-shit crazy divorce
A funny thing happened to me on the way to my divorce… Yes, I realize that sounds like a bad punch line. But seriously, it is a bizarre experience when you realize it is, officially, over — that your divorce is inevitable. Your mind goes to...
by webdev | Oct 4, 2010 | My (forced) reinvention
OK, so who here remembers life pre-Internet? I know I do. I remember — even as recently as 1998, when I received my master’s degree — spending countless hours at the college library, feeding meters and avoiding the glances of desperately lonely frat boys, researching...