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How My Marriage Ended with a Brick: Peep Edition

by webdev | Apr 8, 2012 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Alternate title: If a Brick Falls on an Unsuspecting Wife in a Happy Marriage, Does it Make a Peep? Just a teeny-weeny post today to say Happy Easter to those who celebrate…and to simply say “‘sup” to those who don’t. Cuz that’s how...

I Know You Are But What Am I? (Actually, That’s a Load of Crap, So Tell Me What/How/Who You Are…Please?)

by webdev | Apr 4, 2012 | Writer Chick

Who’s with me? Isn’t “I Know You Are But What Am I?” indubitably the single most profound verbal bitch-slap ever to use against anyone who calls you a name? Childish? Probably. But a total zinger nonetheless. Just remember: I have a brother who’s two years older than...

Kids Say — and, It Turns Out, BELIEVE — the Damnedest Things (and yes, that’s how you spell ‘damnedest.’ Trust me. I looked it up. I see that questioning look. Stop it.)

by webdev | Mar 15, 2012 | I heart symbols

My daughter is a force of nature: whip smart, nurturing and kind, an old soul, beautiful to boot. And sassy. Head strong. Perhaps a little stubborn. But there are times when I shake my head in wonderment at the naïve words that issue forth from her silly yet seemingly...

Top 5 Bizarre Valentine’s Day Gift Ideas for the Cynical, Bitter and Jaded (Plus a Perky Giveaway!)

by webdev | Feb 14, 2012 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Here we go: I’m bracing myself for the onslaught of hate email calling me out for being all bitter and jaded and whatnot…but there is a plain and simple truth I must share on this most glorious of puke-inspiring love-infested days. I fucking hate Valentine’s...

What’s Your Divorce Name?

by webdev | Jan 26, 2012 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

You’ve all seen ’em before: The “What’s Your (fill-in-the-blank) Name” games that make their rounds on Facebook and throughout the vast social media-sphere (media-verse? media-laxy?). And really, they’re annoying. If by “annoying” I mean...
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