by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized
I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....
by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...
by webdev | Mar 14, 2011 | My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare
So let’s recap, shall we? In Part 1 of Parallel Parenting, we learned the following: Coraline’s “Other Mother” looks eerily like Marilyn Manson, and some have said Marilyn Manson looks eerily like the “Other Mother” of my children....
by webdev | Mar 2, 2011 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare
Every other Monday when my kids return from a week with the ex, I follow the same routine as I wait for my children to step off the bus. I pace. I wait. I pace. I wait some more. Then I see them, squeal to myself, “Holy shitballs…here they come!” and sweep them up in...
by webdev | Feb 18, 2011 | Wine. 'Nuff said.
It’s a snow day in my hometown of Reno, Nevada…which, given its location at the base of the majestic Sierra Nevada, you’d think wouldn’t be news of the shout-it-from-the-rooftops, alarming, STFU-schools-are-not-closed! variety. But since we’re situated in the...
