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You Have an (Arti)Choke-Hold on My Heart, Valentine

by webdev | Feb 14, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Do you know the core theoretical underpinning of Valentine’s Day? Its very essence can be summed up in three totally dreamy, romantic, dare I say quixotic words: Worst. Puns. Ever. Seriously. If it’s not those little pesky and all perky and pastel-ly conversation...

Wait — How Exactly Did I Get Here Again?

by webdev | Jan 13, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

It has been a remarkable few weeks for this blog … and similarly, for me, this adorable little bouncing blog’s proud mommy. (Watch out: It drools. See above.) And while the beginning of the year saw me storing the tree, packing away the lights and stashing the New...

On Broken Penises…and Broken Promises: A Treatise

by webdev | Jan 4, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

  I spent much of my New Year’s Eve fixing broken penises. By hand. With Super Glue. I shit you not… Of course, there’s a story behind this story — would you expect anything less from me, the girl whose marriage ended with the brick? The girl with the...

Audacity, thy name is…Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla

by webdev | Dec 22, 2010 | Current (crazy) events

  A little bit of a departure here from my personal story … to turn the spotlight onto a juicier, timelier, potentially awesome-r soap opera. This tale is half Westside Story (without the power ballads), half Legends of the Fall (without the sibling power...

Didn’t THEY See the Signs?

by webdev | Dec 3, 2010 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare

  You know, it occurs to me at this pivotal juncture of my life that the past few years have taught me a valuable lesson: Namely, there is a wrong way — and typically anywhere from one to a shitload of right ways — to approach many of life’s pesky little...
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