by webdev | Jan 7, 2015 | Current (crazy) events, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
When I was a senior in high school, the “new guy” in school was assigned the locker right next to mine. His last name, luckily enough: Butler. Mine: Byerman. So it was a match made in alphabetical-order heaven. He was dreamy. He was confident and suave. He was...
by webdev | May 30, 2012 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols
(My Open Letter to the Ass Hats Who Tried to Break Into My Home — While I Watched) __________________________________________ Dearest Douche Canoes: Like I didn’t have enough trust issues. So there I was a coupla weeks ago, working from home on a Monday. And guess...
by webdev | Dec 19, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols
It never ceases to amaze me, the ideas that get through marketing departments these days… And I should know: I used to work in an advertising agency. And the chain of approvals that even a podunk local practically invisible small inconsequential highly targeted...
by webdev | Dec 15, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce
People who know me know I have a very special relationship. With my car. I fucking love my car. My car crush probably began because it was so implausible — how I could negotiate an amazing deal for a car this impossibly hot (well, for a family sedan…) ON MY OWN was...
by webdev | Nov 23, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Here it is almost the end of November, a month chock-full of holidays (Yay Veterans! Yay Pilgrims! Run turkeys — run like the wind!) and relentless, tireless revelations about how fucking grateful we all are. Now this is where I’m potentially going to piss some of...
