by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...
by webdev | Mar 14, 2011 | My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare
So let’s recap, shall we? In Part 1 of Parallel Parenting, we learned the following: Coraline’s “Other Mother” looks eerily like Marilyn Manson, and some have said Marilyn Manson looks eerily like the “Other Mother” of my children....
by webdev | Mar 2, 2011 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare
Every other Monday when my kids return from a week with the ex, I follow the same routine as I wait for my children to step off the bus. I pace. I wait. I pace. I wait some more. Then I see them, squeal to myself, “Holy shitballs…here they come!” and sweep them up in...
by webdev | Feb 18, 2011 | Wine. 'Nuff said.
It’s a snow day in my hometown of Reno, Nevada…which, given its location at the base of the majestic Sierra Nevada, you’d think wouldn’t be news of the shout-it-from-the-rooftops, alarming, STFU-schools-are-not-closed! variety. But since we’re situated in the...
by webdev | Feb 14, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Do you know the core theoretical underpinning of Valentine’s Day? Its very essence can be summed up in three totally dreamy, romantic, dare I say quixotic words: Worst. Puns. Ever. Seriously. If it’s not those little pesky and all perky and pastel-ly conversation...