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Could I Be the Next Bachelorette?

by webdev | Jun 16, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Wine. 'Nuff said.

(Subhead: Yeah. Um. Nope. Not a chance…now stop laughing, please. Seriously. Stop laughing…) What is it about crappy TV that totally pulls us in? Especially those of us who find ourselves reeling post-betrayal or post-divorce: There’s just something about...

Are You There, Justice? It’s Me, Mikalee.

by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized

I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....

I Spy with My Little Eye…a Blog Stalker?!?!

by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...

Parallel Parenting Part Pooh. Oops, I Mean, Part Two: Crossing the Line

by webdev | Mar 14, 2011 | My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare

So let’s recap, shall we? In Part 1 of Parallel Parenting, we learned the following: Coraline’s “Other Mother” looks eerily like Marilyn Manson, and some have said Marilyn Manson looks eerily like the “Other Mother” of my children....

You Have an (Arti)Choke-Hold on My Heart, Valentine

by webdev | Feb 14, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Do you know the core theoretical underpinning of Valentine’s Day? Its very essence can be summed up in three totally dreamy, romantic, dare I say quixotic words: Worst. Puns. Ever. Seriously. If it’s not those little pesky and all perky and pastel-ly conversation...
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