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Screw the Meet-Cute. Can Someone Please Write Me a Breakup-Normal?

by webdev | Apr 14, 2015 | Current (crazy) events

I’ve been seeing this list floating around Facebook recently. It features the names of 10 men, with the headline “The Top 10 Names of Men who Make the Best Husbands.” How nauseatingly adorable. Seriously. Even TIME Magazine wrote about it. And TIME once linked to my...

Weathering the Perfect (Shit) Storm

by webdev | Feb 9, 2015 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

It’s after 5 a.m., and I have yet to go to bed. Fuck. In less than 5 hours, I have to attend a hearing at justice court for Brick 2.0. Fuck. Shortly after that, my older two children return from Brick 1.0’s home, an every-other-week ritual typically served up with...

Hi. I’m the Universe’s Bitch. Nice to Meet You.

by webdev | Jan 7, 2015 | Current (crazy) events, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

When I was a senior in high school, the “new guy” in school was assigned the locker right next to mine. His last name, luckily enough: Butler. Mine: Byerman. So it was a match made in alphabetical-order heaven. He was dreamy. He was confident and suave. He was...

Pardon me. I think I just posted…

by webdev | Nov 14, 2013 | My bat-shit crazy divorce, Writer Chick

As you all probably know, I am divorced. (Remember that pesky brick? Yes indeed, I am epically, happily divorced.) And as you all also may know, I am a mom. (No comments from the peanut gallery about the surprise baby, please…so I’ll be 85 when she...

The one where Jennifer Aniston presses her supple lips to my soft, tender cheek…

by webdev | Sep 4, 2013 | Current (crazy) events, Writer Chick

This post is going to be a crazy hot mess of gooey randomness, because as usual, there’s lots going on. Mostly, I’m covered head-to-toe in baby drool, and I can’t get “My binky is hiding from Mommy…” out of my head (sung to the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the...
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