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You Never Know When the Day Before is the Day Before

by webdev | Aug 8, 2015 | Current (crazy) events, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Wine. 'Nuff said., Writer Chick

One year ago tonight was the last time. I don’t remember, but I’m sure I went to bed feeling happy, complete, in love, full of hope. I’m confident that he wrapped his arms wrap around me, and I breathed in, secure in his presence, as I had every day for the almost six...

Shit My Car Stereo Says

by webdev | Dec 15, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

People who know me know I have a very special relationship. With my car. I fucking love my car. My car crush probably began because it was so implausible — how I could negotiate an amazing deal for a car this impossibly hot (well, for a family sedan…) ON MY OWN was...

Dear Universe (The Addendum): Oops. My Bad…

by webdev | Oct 27, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, Wine and/or Diet Coke. 'Nuff said.

So there I was, sitting down to dinner with my family one glorious night a few weeks ago to a sublime serving of steamed salmon and broccoli (or maybe it was Kraft Mac-n-Cheese with chopped Lil’ Smokies…I forget), and I found myself breaking the cardinal...

Dear Universe: Can You Hear Me Now?

by webdev | Aug 24, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention

I am a believer. I’m not entirely sure what I believe — or why I believe — but I can say for sure and certain that I believe. And I believe others can believe how they want to believe their beliefs. But one thing I don’t believe (and you may want to lean forward so I...

Six Degrees of Mikalee Byerman

by webdev | Aug 3, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

A.K.A. The Big-Time Confession, Part 2 In our last episode, we learned:  Ricky Martin = gay. Kiefer Sutherland ≠ gay. Shania Twain is CRAZY (in love with her ex’s new wife’s ex). Mikalee Byerman is CRAZY (crap: no parenthetical content here. I just may be crazy.)...
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