by webdev | Jun 2, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention
It has been a couple o’ weeks, friends — you know, those weeks when you find yourself just shaking your head in disbelief at the signs and symbols and meanings of it all. And as if my encounter with Pepe Le Squirrel weren’t symbolic enough, the next chapter of...
by webdev | May 18, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Yip…pregnant. The pause, that is. As in, “Wow, Mikalee, that was one big-ass, gaping, ginormous whopper of a pregnant pause!” My response: I know, right? First off, my sincere apologies. I didn’t intend for it to work out that way, even though in...
by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized
I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....
by webdev | Mar 24, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce
Hey everybody … it’s time to play “I’m not a doctor, I just play one on Mikalee’s blog!” (Cue wild applause, a Tic Tac Dough-esque dragon chomping across the screen and lighting reminiscent of best-game-show-in-history Press Your Luck. Hey, don’t judge: that...
by webdev | Mar 2, 2011 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce, My custodial nightmare
Every other Monday when my kids return from a week with the ex, I follow the same routine as I wait for my children to step off the bus. I pace. I wait. I pace. I wait some more. Then I see them, squeal to myself, “Holy shitballs…here they come!” and sweep them up in...