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The one where Jennifer Aniston presses her supple lips to my soft, tender cheek…

by webdev | Sep 4, 2013 | Current (crazy) events, Writer Chick

This post is going to be a crazy hot mess of gooey randomness, because as usual, there’s lots going on. Mostly, I’m covered head-to-toe in baby drool, and I can’t get “My binky is hiding from Mommy…” out of my head (sung to the tune of “My Bonnie Lies Over the...

WTF???????????????

by webdev | Jul 26, 2013 | Current (crazy) events, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Writer Chick

What are you looking at? Yeah, that’s right. You. Right there. I see you, with that perplexed look on your face. That furled brow. That “who-the-Methuselah is this baby, and why am I getting an email from this person I had practically forgotten even...

I Know You Are But What Am I? (Actually, That’s a Load of Crap, So Tell Me What/How/Who You Are…Please?)

by webdev | Apr 4, 2012 | Writer Chick

Who’s with me? Isn’t “I Know You Are But What Am I?” indubitably the single most profound verbal bitch-slap ever to use against anyone who calls you a name? Childish? Probably. But a total zinger nonetheless. Just remember: I have a brother who’s two years older than...

What’s Your Divorce Name?

by webdev | Jan 26, 2012 | I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

You’ve all seen ’em before: The “What’s Your (fill-in-the-blank) Name” games that make their rounds on Facebook and throughout the vast social media-sphere (media-verse? media-laxy?). And really, they’re annoying. If by “annoying” I mean...

I am Such a Dick. (…and Other Eloquent Musings from my Award Show Acceptance Speech…)

by webdev | Jan 12, 2012 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Wine and/or Diet Coke. 'Nuff said.

Here we are: The beginning of awards season. People’s Choice last night, Golden Globes this weekend, and then it’s onto the Oscars. Yet I haven’t even expressed gratitude for the shiny new awards lining my own virtual shelves. I can’t even begin to tell you all how...
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