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Jesus is My Trash Man: A Christmas Allegory

by webdev | Dec 23, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

These are my children. Or rather, these were my children…about eight years ago. I share this picture for a few reasons: Because it makes me smile. Every time. And for those of you with children, I figure it might just bring you back to the ages of 6 months and 3, when...

Shit My Car Stereo Says

by webdev | Dec 15, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

People who know me know I have a very special relationship. With my car. I fucking love my car. My car crush probably began because it was so implausible — how I could negotiate an amazing deal for a car this impossibly hot (well, for a family sedan…) ON MY OWN was...

Happy Thanks(not)giving: Embracing an Attitude of Ingratitude…

by webdev | Nov 23, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Here it is almost the end of November, a month chock-full of holidays (Yay Veterans! Yay Pilgrims! Run turkeys —  run like the wind!) and relentless, tireless revelations about how fucking grateful we all are. Now this is where I’m potentially going to piss some of...

I love you. Now go away…

by webdev | Sep 27, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

I know. I suck. It’s been a loooong time. And now, I’m totally teasing you. Here’s the deal: A great bloggy buddy of mine, Catherine at Simply Solo, invited me to write a guest post over in her hood like a ba-jillion years ago. And I accepted —...

Six Degrees of Mikalee Byerman

by webdev | Aug 3, 2011 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

A.K.A. The Big-Time Confession, Part 2 In our last episode, we learned:  Ricky Martin = gay. Kiefer Sutherland ≠ gay. Shania Twain is CRAZY (in love with her ex’s new wife’s ex). Mikalee Byerman is CRAZY (crap: no parenthetical content here. I just may be crazy.)...

Man! I Feel Like a Woman (with a Big-Time Confession to Make…)

by webdev | Jul 14, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

Sooooo. How’s it going? What’s new in your worlds? How’s life? Kids and pets doing ok? Nothing really new to report here. Things are like totally super boring in my world. No news. So maybe I’ll just wrap this up quickly. Nothing to see here....
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