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Are You There, Justice? It’s Me, Mikalee.

by webdev | Apr 1, 2011 | My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce, Uncategorized

I don’t mean to alarm you: But there’s a good chance you don’t exist. Yes, I mean you. And you. Yip, you too… Before you go look in the mirror for evidence or pinch yourself to check for “proof pain,” please allow me to explain....

Wait — How Exactly Did I Get Here Again?

by webdev | Jan 13, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

It has been a remarkable few weeks for this blog … and similarly, for me, this adorable little bouncing blog’s proud mommy. (Watch out: It drools. See above.) And while the beginning of the year saw me storing the tree, packing away the lights and stashing the New...

On Broken Penises…and Broken Promises: A Treatise

by webdev | Jan 4, 2011 | Current (crazy) events, I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

  I spent much of my New Year’s Eve fixing broken penises. By hand. With Super Glue. I shit you not… Of course, there’s a story behind this story — would you expect anything less from me, the girl whose marriage ended with the brick? The girl with the...

Audacity, thy name is…Carol Anne Riddell and John Partilla

by webdev | Dec 22, 2010 | Current (crazy) events

  A little bit of a departure here from my personal story … to turn the spotlight onto a juicier, timelier, potentially awesome-r soap opera. This tale is half Westside Story (without the power ballads), half Legends of the Fall (without the sibling power...

How I Became a Scrabble Whore

by webdev | Oct 26, 2010 | I heart symbols, My (forced) reinvention, My bat-shit crazy divorce

(Alternate title: Look! I have the words “dominatrix” and “Old Boring Guy” in the same post!) While I fully recognize your vicarious affinity for the soap opera that is my current life, we’re going to interrupt “Days of my (Bat-Shit Crazy) Life” with a jaunt down...
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